About the most "speaking" mistakes:

My brother decided to add me to the exotic. I bought in the supermarket some expensive Japanese spaghetti, unimaginable ink-violet color. He eats at a restaurant and is cool. Well cooked, try... mda... a whole palette of disgusting tastes. We sit, we spit, we mate, and both. I decided to read the composition. Everything was explained by the first phrase in Russian: "Fabricated from rice flour of rough wash"...