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 27.05.2013
To her friend (P) soon comes her boyfriend's mother
P: That is how I know her.
P: I like her very much.
I am: horror, make fun of me
Q: Do not clean the apartment before it arrives?
I am : AHA
I: and Hamit
P: Grow up a megaspoon
I: and to walk unclean)
I: and not cleaning the bowl after cats
I (and after myself)
Q: Drawing into a game all day and not cooking.
A: Do not wash the dishes.
P is fucking. I live so.
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