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 28.05.2013
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The court is twenty-eighth, for the sale of a bottle of beer to a huge unbrushed cocktail - the child turned out to be a minor, a police officer was in line in the state and was waiting on the street. And the girl, my partner, did not hold such money, which will be demanded from her in court, being born again in her hands... so we, the sellers, are not stupid and not harmful! We want to feed our children, not pay excessive fines.
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For re-selling alcohol within 180 days - criminal liability. The seller who sold it. Selling alcohol or cigarettes without a passport, the seller plays Russian roulette. Now such a young man gets that you figure out 17 to him or 30. If you want to smoke, bring your passport with you. All claims are not against the seller, but against the state. And the seller is definitely not to blame that you want to smoke, and the passport is not.
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