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 29.05.2013
I don’t know if I want to laugh or cry XD
Girlfriend: What is it?
I went home, I washed. I think I should wipe my face with lotion. And here I see my nails and refined lacquer - there is immediately the thought of the lacquer all wipe off the nail. Well, I approached the mirror, wiped out my moustache, how I realize that my eyes are just going to go to hell now! The whole plant is burning! I don’t know what it is at all!! Then I look, and in my hands I do not have a lotion, but a malignant liquid to remove the lacquer!!! to
Q: You are loooh XDDDDDD
P: In the sense, I sympathize )))
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