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 30.05.2013
Today I went to Sberbank - urgently need to withdraw cash. ATMs work 24 hours - there is a fat plaque on this. On the deck and in the tambour of the ATMs is suspiciously a lot of people. It turns out – the ATMs are closed, the guard half an hour ago said that in 15 minutes it will open. We stand waiting. There are employees in the bank’s premises, there is no one in the ATM sector. knocking in the glass. Approaches on the other side of the lady - and on the question "when will the ATMs open?" answers "click the button" (this is to get out) - we are friendly to start roasting. After five minutes, a guard comes, opens the ATM and proudly says that from eight to nine at all is the prevention of ATMs. I tell him, so you should at least hang an announcement about it so that the people do not break. To which he answers elegantly: "Nobody should know about this!", "The whole crowd begins to roar for the second time and reason that we, anyway, will not tell anyone about it, the guard goes offended... This is the Sberbank I wanted.
Yes, the guard was quite polite, the aunt, who thought we could not all get out and didn't know that we need to press a button for this, sincerely wanted to help us, just the system itself remained the same - the sberkassa - she is the sberkassa.
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