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 01.06.2013
>>>I answer without any back-thinking: "Only cat filets". At the edge of my eyes I see a teenager standing next to me, looking at me with horror.

In the refrigerator, the chicken was lying with a goose. The husband opens it, looks at it and gives "Let’s cut off the cat’s ass?"My eyes were like that boy’s, until I realized he was about the chicken ass)
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