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 28.07.2008
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I go to bed late at 3-4 o'clock in the morning and, accordingly, get up early so that I shave before bed and how much shave is normal I shave with my old grandfather's machine irritation gesture lotions do not help I had to turn in the end after shaving started to squeeze my head in the freezer helps=)

at 4.35 am as usual a moustache in the freezer here I understand that the kitchen daddy goes and all would have nothing but the refrigerator is so that to see behind him anyone is difficult and daddy light does not include economical in the end he hits the door of the freezer well kicking me her on the back of what I loudly selectively rattled the mother on what daddy rattled loudly on the whole house says to blatantly blatantly the refrigerator matto blatantly and instead to give the door to me Ebanul the door again Truth I at that moment was already deeply choked=)
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