bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 48 - ]
 09.06.2013
Oh these villagers! (from the conversation on the phone)
There was such a storm on the street, fuck! But you know, I would only want one thing right now: that if you were lying next to me, I would not care if it was rain, lightning, or lightning. Only you are there, and the rain would monotonously drum out the window.
He: Daaaah, it’s raining... I watered tomatoes yesterday.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna