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 11.06.2013
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If I lubricate my legs with a leg cream, my hands are also lubricated. Why wash your hands with hand cream? Translating the cream? Could you invent a cream for the end?
yyy: I bought in an animal store on the advice of a friend cream Starka for a cow's whip. First, a lot - for 50 p. bank 500 g, second, it is antiseptic and wound healing, well, it is perfectly suitable for both hands and legs!!! In the store they said it’s going out in the storm, and I don’t think everyone in the city has a cow on the balcony.
zzz: only if the breasts on the palms did not grow.
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