My aunt told me:
A woman worked for them. very large sizes. And one day she boasts, says: 'I wrote out, a miracle is a thing to lose weight. You smell the cream and make yourself massage with this joke'.
Then came the day she received a package.
All on joy, calls all colleagues and unpacking the device. There, to the surprise of the woman, was a note, with a remarkable content: ' TO lose weight, you need to eat less and move more!' The colleagues barely contained the urges of laughter. It is a miracle - the device paid 2 thousand x)