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 14.06.2013
The Great Thinkers:
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Here are the bacteria underneath my toilet
I am sorry :)
They have changed several civilizations, their culture.
I remember that my toilet is not cleaned.
I take the domastos and I start filling all the naher.
WOW: And they panic—they can’t understand what my goals are and what I want=)
I just clean the toilet.
I am sorry :)
WOW: And I think maybe the inoplasms that will fly to destroy us are just cleaning the galaxy’s bottom. No one has come to my mind yet.
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Read the books, ladies and gentlemen! Even in the “Picknick on the sidelines” of Strugatsky, there was a scientist whose theory was that aliens just made a stop on Earth, a rush, a picnic, and we had a “Zona”, a disaster, artifacts... How is it, ah.
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