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 09.01.2008
For the new year, we have a full beginner. The problem is that cats start to eat the rain from the tree. And then catch them. As a result, the rain comes out of the poop but not completely, and you cannot pull for it, because you can hurt the cat. We just cut it. Wait until it comes out. So you stumble on the eve of the new year sitting at my mom’s friend. A cat goes into the kitchen with a meter rain from his ass.

Mom’s girlfriend: "Oh, I see you and the cat decorated"(c)
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