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 30.07.2008
The preface.

My daughter, like all children, sometimes doesn’t eat any food.

But the word “must” acts on her inexorably. When she is not at all

Not to convince, I let go of the last argument: “EAT! It is useful!”

So here.

One morning she went to wash and saw that in the bathroom (Oh horror!)

There is a huge black spider. In panic he calls for help:

and Mom! Kill the frog!

This is not a spider, it is a spider.

Kill the spider! I am afraid of him!

Do not kill him, let him live, he is useful.

Rounded eyes and scream of horror:

I will not eat it!!!! to
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