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 26.06.2013
I am not such a girl. I decided to go today and buy myself a summer dress... Well, it’s hot in the pants, what... I looked at one, red, buttons there, the shirt is interesting. I measure - in front narrow, in the back somewhat. The saleswoman looks at me, looks at me with pity and says, “Girl, you put this dress back and forth.”

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