I stand in the morning at the subway, drinking yogurt from a small bottle. Undermines the alkomen of a characteristic appearance and began:
Do you add 5 rubles?
–...
5 rubles for water. I want to drink...
Exactly on water?
Not for water, but for beer.
Beer in the morning is bad.
What about you, sorry? Well, at least five... well, very much!
Have you tried working?
Oh wow...
- On - take my empty bottle from under the yogurt in the urn - I will pay 5 rubles.
(the urna is 12 steps away from me, then I counted)
What are you offering me?
and work. Throw out a bottle, you will earn 5 rubles.
Pause
He – for whom do you accept me?!...

And proudly left!

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