Here is this:

I ordered a waterproof photocopy. Call from the shop.
Operator: Order such a la la-la... want an additional insurance?
I : Why?
Q: Will the camera fall?
I: It can withstand falling on asphalt from 2 meters
Anyone will come!
I: You can go up to 100 kg.
Do you go to the sea when it falls into the water?
I: It is waterproof, diving more than 10 meters.
Will it suddenly drown in corals?

The guy!! What apparatus is this??? What model is this?