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This storyteller:

You can’t imagine: I left.
My wife was in the car and went to the store.
When he came back and drove,
I noticed a man sitting in
The car that stood.
Next to him, he starts the car and leaves.
I shrink from what
The passenger seat.
A woman very similar to
My wife. Here the unknown
Female voice from the passenger
Place: "Man, and who are you?"

Well, and the alarm went off in someone else’s car, and the key to the ignition lock came...

You are a dangerous man: put your wife in the car on the alarm and take the keys from the car