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 05.07.2013
ARCOS: Today I chased the big... I eat I mean by Orlovskaya, I come after the bridge from the mountain to the park of victory, and after me there is on this same mountain UAZIK comes with a flashlight and crawls..) well I thought it was forbidden to come from the mountain, and mocked from the Mentous Waze... he followed me on the bike trail..) well, I didn't think long, jumped on the lawns, for nothing if the miner bought... he again followed me... in general I lost him in the pine and trees... I went back to the road, I became lazy to escape from him, let me think I know what he is chasing me here... stopped, I wait :)
I asked "Your bike?"
My own, I say.)
What will you prove? and :)
The picture, I say, is where I stood with him last year :)
We have documents for this bike.
Well, let’s swipe the RAM number then :)))
Sorry, but we got acquainted.
... and they were silent, and on the rear seat a girl was sitting crying, on the way to her, he was leading spheres.

And they also say that the militia does not work at us, out like the hills goyled after me :)
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