One of my uncles worked as a driver. He always complained that he did not buy spare parts for the car, including rubber. Somehow his patience did not last, and he rolled out a note in the name of his passenger-gen.director, about the fact that he did not buy rubber in time instead of already bald. He brings this service to us in the supply department with the literal visa of Deputy Gender: "Glavbu, Head of OMTS. If you don’t need me – you can’t pay!" Do nothing – bought him a rubber and hanged on a wall in a frame)