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 01.08.2008
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Tagged: hello
Q: Do you have a budget?
I am trying.
Q: Do you have a table for example? Monthly expenses for food, electricity and telephone.
Something is not right with me.
I can’t expect the cost to come together.
Do you know the way? and :)
WOW: Yes, I’m not too happy either.
Ohhhhhhhh :)
clearly
Maybe it’s not mathematics? and :)
WOW : :)
I just keep records so that I don’t forget what inevitable expenses are still ahead – bills, insurance, etc. Let’s see how much we have for flexible spending.
One time he tried to divide the resulting amount by the number of days until the end of the month.
But somehow it didn’t have the desired effect :(
Ohhhhhhhh :)
Have you tried the root?
No, you know why to share. I told my wife, say, “We can spend an average of 800 rubles a day.”
A week later said: "We can spend 500"
Even later - "Can we somehow get a thousand and a half a week?"
And a few days before the salary - "Everything. This is my last 200 rubles. We need to get them out"
That’s how I "ve kept the account" :)
Do you have the same?
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