The Blue Miners

It was on Builder’s Day. On the sandy carrier, where the new road was removed, a barrel of Czech beer was brought unexpectedly in honor of the holiday. In the 1990s, Zhygulevsky beer was a rarity, and here immediately - Czech! Vodka then was still a rather deficient commodity, it was sold on coupons, so, of course, it was - a lot. And the brigade, having consulted, decided not to interfere with the products, but to extend the pleasure for the next day. In the evening a drink and in the morning a beer. The Czech!
And where will you hide it in your career so that lazy people do not find the smell? The excavator dug a hole, thrown a bowl there, filled with sand, and, for reliability, crushed the excavator with a bowl from the top. And hidden safely, and the beer from the ground in the morning will be cold.
In the morning, the brigade in anticipation pulled out of the temporary town to the career. The excavator was not on the spot, he warned someone that he would leave for business at an hour or two. But can this stop the suffering men? They took the spade and began to dig right under the coffin.
When an hour later the excavator approached, his eyes became like anniversary rubles - under the hanging in the air of the excavator, a pit was excavated in which a small house could be quietly hidden. He even lost the gift of speech for a while: “Men... what are you doing? I specially turned the basket to the other side from the morning before leaving, so that you could get the barrels right away.

Mother of Siberia (c)