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 01.08.2008
Samvisung: I finished school in Kazakhstan, then went to Russia to enroll, and naturally stayed. But, imagine, 94 years, I come to Semipalatinsk. Meeting with the outgoing...
Samvisung: One of my friends, I said, carried me to relatives at the Aul. I go in, stand, at that time a cool computer. (Apparently, the lambs have surrendered enough), a few people are sitting, the claw as placed on the table, and the mouse under the table, under their feet. I ask why?
Samvisung: They calmly answer: Well, there are a lot of buttons, that is, for the hands... And there are three of them, that is, for the legs. For what else? They look like an idiot. Imagine they learned by ignorance to work with the mouse with their legs.
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