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 12.07.2013
I stand in the kitchen cooking.I am in a shirt to the floor.A daughter (5 years old) approaches, strikes the shirt and says:Mom
I stand offgeваю.I go to my husband, he sits in tanks.short, as later it turned out, the daughter approached him and asked where the kiss (our cat).And the husband did not want to be distracted and replied the first thing that came to mind:her mother was hiding somewhere in her home.Well, where else my mom can hide the pussy,like not under her shirt...
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