Do you remember the old joke about hot vodka from soaps?
WOW : well?
HH: and not a less colorful joke about alkashi and iriski?)))
WOW: What are you for?
Yes, I was going to the country, remembered that I forgot to buy the builders vodka as I promised - and ran to the store - took a couple of bottles of vodka, and then remembered that I bought soap for the child, and there was no soap machine - and went for a soap machine. When I was already going to the box with vodka and soap, I suddenly wanted sweets - Irisks with a discount in a large package came to my eyes. In general, I didn't immediately get to know what the cashier smiled, and the man behind me was quite choked when I put two bottles of vodka, a soap machine and a pack of iris on the tape.
You are burning, mom! 😉