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 18.07.2013
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The woman got sick with a temperature of 40, the ambulance came, injected and wrapped. The temperature does not fall. Old proven methods are introduced. From a strong alcohol house only a gift bottle of Scottish 5-year-old whisky. There are no nightmakers in our downtown, taxi drivers don't drive vodka - to fear something. The house is rentable, you do not go to the neighbors at 1 at night for vodka.
After suffocating the frog, sticking the teeth, I make the procedure of supporting.
The wife screams:
Do not lick me!! Do not lick!! to

Washing the vinegar has the same effect. Next time, use the gifts. Good health to my wife.)
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