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 19.07.2013
On the forum defachko asks: please say, only those who really know if it is possible and how to increase the breasts at home?
Oh and extensive comments (by the way, all from the female gender):
- It is necessary not to remove the straw for the night and fill it with sour cabbage. Sleep so for six months and the breasts will grow to one size.
In the second half of the year, another size.
- Spread the chickens with steamed milk before bedtime... and then wrap in a sheet of crust cut in a full moon... necessarily in a full moon... if you cut at the wrong time - they will decrease!!!!!!!!! to
- And, in addition, eat garlic marinated and onions from the bed Z.Y. But there are contraindications, sleeping next to the husband will not withstand the smell...
"Say, I want the pop to be bigger and round, if I go to sleep in trousers filled with fermented cabbage, will something change for the better?
- There more beets to crush, cucumbers-excellent vinegret will work
- Fsjojo, we will go with my husband today with cabbage - I am in the lift, and he is in the cowards!
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