The joke happened today.
Turantat: In the morning a person rested, and accordingly with tight skin
Turantat: + I did not eat
Turantat: + trained
Turantat: The cubes passed slightly
I went home without a shirt. A woman went to meet me, and a man was just 20 meters behind me.
Turantat: I look at a woman honestly watching me like a vibrator.
Turantat: I passed by.
Turantat: Suddenly I hear a sharp sound from behind: "DONNNNNNNN"! I turn around, and I see a woman, rubbing her forehead, moving away from the lantern. I look at the man with a smile. He says "The EU! All my life I wanted to see this, only the example with women".
Turantat: In a good mood went to shower