That is why in all civilized European countries, when a person has a birthday, all friends and relatives arrange a holiday for him, and a surprise, with all sorts of guys and other mistakes. But, fucking, in Russia, everything is through the ass, and when a Russian man has a snail, it is he who has to go through the snail at home, at work, in nature and in cabbage, while spending a bunch of bugs and receiving in exchange all the unnecessary junky...
I’m not complaining, but it’s very stressful.

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