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 03.08.2008
Following the story of "blistering belly due to pregnancy". was also in

My life is honey. A report that has left impressions on colleagues and

A shame in my biography.

One day I was bitten by a dog. Big, bad and uneducated

Caucasian friends, however, the fault was myself - in a decent condition

The signature served to shake him. He was so stressed that he got out.

Vollier, tied in the far corner of the garden, around full of strangers (christs)

We washed!The beast was shook by laughter and hatred, and here I am with my arms.

The jump was clearly aimed at the throat, but the trick saved the grandmother - the dog

I have only reached the bust (and I am not offended by the size of God). Three

The clusters met the jeans fabric on the way and left healthy bleaches.

The fourth clock hit the underarm and left a large hole there.

The fireplace with the peroxide went into the hole entirely. Further

We will cut down the disturbing details, and it will last even longer.

The next day I was working, I just got into a big and

A decent company and about walking could not be spoken, but to the doctor still.

I didn’t want the mosquito to bite. Therefore, a justification document is needed.

I have been in the clinic since morning. There is a ticket to

The Surgeon? And please! We need to be careful how long we have been here.

Free and without row? Nothing happened to the injured.

The Breast...

There are two hospital surgeons in the hallway. to one –

standard line in the plaster, on the bands, in the bandages, etc. Evil and

suspicious sights of subtility - and not whether this simulant is going to

Running without a line? A calming and normal situation.

of our clinic. There’s a horror near the door – there’s no one. A is

My talent is here. Naively decided that after a bite in my chest

I am scared, I knock and go in.

She sits at the table. He is. The surgeon. An old grandmother, such

You won’t see them on the streets, they’re not going. Sitting like the moon, slightly alive,

Nirvana does not respond to external stimuli. In the white coat and

The Cabinet. Neither on the sound nor on the screams “Khe-khe! The Doctor!” does not respond.

But a nurse came out of the bandage, 10 years younger, that is, a year old.

70-75, and asked what I needed. Apparently, K

The patients were not ready here and hardly remembered why they were at all.

It is here.

I already understood why I got the ticket to this doctor so easily, but

It makes no sense to leave, even if the certificate needs to be taken to work. After ten

minutes of loud repetitions of the same thing in the ear of a deaf sister

I explained the situation and asked to examine the bite, give me recommendations

Treatment and certificate. As for the recommendations, it was ridiculous, but

Something from the told grandmother heard (on my head), a certificate

She was stunned and even managed to get a signature from the ghost of the surgeon.

Oh, why was I so naive and confident, and I even

The head did not come to unfold it and read it before handing it over to him.

The chief, the lady of the riding and the throat... In general, in the certificate was literally

She was at the doctor’s reception about a bite.

The Caucasian Left Milk Gland. The signature. The Print. the date.

You yourself understand that the passionate Caucasian who bitten a new employee

Left milk gland, became a hit of the company for not one year. and career.

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