From the life of the driver of delivery:

1) Inscription on a ten jiggles:

Instructions for opening
Nothing in the car.
Music is fucking
There is no gasoline.

2) Inscription in the elevator

Anton and Viti Gay
Especially with Vito!! to

3) The inscription on the beat in the ass

Girls, learn to brake!! to

The inscription in the elevator again.
Please burn your piano from the 8th floor.
And add to this fire your fucking drill.