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 28.07.2013
I went to sleep with my wife. Already asleep, the wife asks: and you put the fumigator? I say, no, and it doesn’t seem like they’re chewing... Here, as on order, a mosquito whistle is distributed. I get up, turn the unit into the socket and go to bed. Here the wife gives out - you see how sometimes it is important to be silent, could have eaten well, and now will die in the cracks...
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