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 28.07.2013
Do not start communicating on a dating site with the phrase "Hello, how do you do it?" or "Meet you?". Unfortunately, 95% of men write these beaten phrases to girls. Be a drop more original, and the gentle floor will pull to you.

It would be interesting to know who writes what :)
yyy: I write: "Do you like aircrafts?" and if we are going to talk about aircrafts in the next half-hour, then this is my type :)
YYY: There is something else.
Hi girl, can I meet you?
Fuck me... I won’t.
Zzzz: You can’t pick up
zzz: "Madame, I have no honor to be presented to you, but I dare to worry you with the question: Are you not interested in giving up?"
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