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 29.07.2013
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Motorcycle Ural "Yamal" - 399 000 rubles. The name "Yamal" the motorcycle received not only in honor of the peninsula, but also in honor of the atomic icebreaker of the same name.
And now attention!
The most remarkable thing is that it is the only motorcycle in the world equipped with a wheelchair!
People, there are options, Naha??? And how much of the total price does the veil cost? Why not two?
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In case of an emergency: If you are reading this, you have gone too far and the ice did not stand – we are very sorry. In trying to get back alive, you can follow these survival tips: 1. Leave all hope – it will help you to concentrate. 2nd Disconnect the wheelchair, jump into it, and scratch like the devil. Three Save your dog – they do better to find their way home than you do. 4 is If you are going to drown, use the seat pillow as a float.
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