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 01.08.2013
husband
Pussy, and we went to Ikea.
husband
have to travel. Look at the closet.
husband
There are a lot of useful and important little things, so much needed. I must go! Clothes to see, bed clothes, just twist there)
I am
OOO
I am
where is my Romochka "and can I sit in the car"and "Bliiiin...you will be here (in the bedding) for a long time?..."???? to
husband
You want to go to IKEA! Why did we not go?! to
I am
Let’s go together)
husband
When? →
I am
Why did you suddenly want it?
husband
We have met with you for a long time.
husband
I like to go to IKEA!
I am
So... there were sausages?
husband
It is 😉
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