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 01.08.2013
We are standing with Nikita in the store for beer, I am 25, Nikita 24.
It is our turn and the sick seller asks:
Are you 18 guys?
I answered by 25.
She insists:
My grandson is 16, and he looks older than us.
Nikita stretches in a smile and gives to the whole store:
You and I can play child pornography. =) is
If you could see the shoppers’ faces...I haven’t laughed so long ago =))
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