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 04.08.2013
Moscow is a terrible city. I am standing somewhere in a small street. The car dopes. It is a continuous flow. Lightforest - well all for them - three minutes for the flow of cars, 10 (!) for the passage of pedestrians. Here we waited, the pedestrians, finally the green light, the cars, of course, stood up. But shit, it has begun! They started signaling as if in each of these cars a person was dying. Even those who were in the front rows and saw the green right in front of their impatient nose. All those ten seconds they signaled, while numerous pedestrians ran across the narrow, fortunately, passing part, as if there were even a portion of unpassed. In Moscow, you are taught that pedestrians sometimes cross the road?
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