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 04.08.2013
XXX: I’ve already regretted breaking up with him.
YYY: What is it?
You know, he was always unpredictable. I made things I could not expect, made me laugh and walk all day with a smile on my face... But the moment I told him I didn’t want to meet him, it was just shit! At first he sadly asked “why are you so with me?” and then in the middle of the park he began to roar his throat, fell on his knees before me and begged for a moment for me to reconsider and that he loved me... and then the next second he got up from his knees, smiled and said “yes, okay.” Go to my ass" I turned and left. I stood there for another five minutes and thought it was a fucking thing and who just dropped anyone.
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