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 05.08.2013
YYY: What did you do with the girls there? Julia is still in shock.
XXX: It’s not me, it’s her. I am in the type of a half-Greek god. She decided to see if I had anything underneath her, and then raised a sword at the side of Toga. And I have a rod that shines in a swimsuit, because there are no pockets or belts. She sat down on the earth, her eyes looked small and she said, "He's there! It is there!"
YYY: Mlia, the shura! She will now have stress on the ground of sex! How would she sleep with normal men?? to
YYY: Didn’t you get along with Lena either?
Damn, where did that come from? At night +12 of all, I am without a bedroom, and she is in the bedroom and on the pen. I just wanted to warm up a little. On what drunk, even tried not to wake up to avoid ambiguity and misunderstanding.
YYY: You are burning! Who will believe you except me?
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