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 08.08.2013
>Where do you get these idiots?! to

Deep, straight from the ground, a large kidney runs. every 4 minutes. The girl is separated from her and through the subway and deep underground crossings falls upwards. She has a slim figure, a short dress in shorts and a bag in the spirit of the latest collections, high heels and painted blonde hair. She can neither write nor read, but she has innate instincts, allowing her to find in the auras of visitors to solariums, beauty salons, CTs and rich men. Also, without special instruction, she can makeup, shop, make phone calls and list magazines.
The girl is perfect - she knows nothing and knows nothing, but the natural features of her appearance and the ability to quickly adapt to the habitat allow her to immediately fit well in life.
Scientists are still observing. They are not allowed to experiment, so as not to interrupt the process of digestion, because. In the light of increasing fertility, these girls are the ideal model of a modern young mother - they are attractive enough to arouse the desire of men to have such a beast at home, and the lack of brain, allows them to easily have children without thinking about how to raise and raise them.
Per soon the kidney will be open to the general public, and everyone will be able to wait for a small amount for the girl, with the necessary options and in the desired configuration.
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