A colleague, a conscientious worker, but only often immediately falls asleep sitting, if you do not touch him, so I wake him when I come from lunch. I went on vacation and he wrote to me:
- Pizdec today the painting was, I fell asleep as usual, I sit and here the boss wakes me. No scream, no mate, but only a touch to the shoulder and the usual calm voice commands me: activation.
- =D had to be pissed by the speaker and stunned x'D