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 09.08.2013
I sit with a customer in the shopping room, I set 1C. Next to the keyboard lies the operator headset, very similar in shape to a mouse. I catch her hand several times by mistake, then tell the story that once confused my cell phone with the mouse. The neighbor responds melancholy:
This is what! We have a cashier, when tired by the end of the day, on the calculator of checks trying to beat out.
The buyer, standing at the neighboring window, smiles, turns to us and says:
- And we have an elderly lawyer, somehow the mistakes in the contract on the director's tablet with the help of a plaster and a shaver was corrected.
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