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 12.08.2013
Pope is hurt. After the aquapark.
WOW : WOW
Will survive before the wedding.
What if there is no wedding? Will it never survive?
WOW: No
It is a ritual.
WOW: in order to cure the insignificant wreckage, you must under the screams of unwilling guests for 30 seconds kiss the bride (preferably your own, in order to avoid getting even more extensive damage), then dance the gang style, worship a man, dress up as a woman, learn to wrap the doll, drink a drink from the elbow, drink from the shoe of the bride and be able after the celebration, at night, in this state to recalculate the gifted money and satisfy the bride (preferably your own)
Walk with the sick until the end of the days.
I am sad (
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