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 12.08.2013
From the forum of rats:

and Vaka:
Cyclicity
How would you describe this concept? It’s like a rat who wants to pull three pieces of a banana, and only two get into her mouth... And this rat sits in front of a bunch of bananas with two pieces in her mouth... but she’s not enough... and she tries to push a third in her mouth... and the mouth is only for two, one piece falls out. The rat looks, evaluates the situation and tries to squeeze the falling one, in the process of which the piece that she has squeezed before falls out... The rat quietly mates about itself, breathes, squeezes the falling one... one piece falls out of the mouth... But it does not eat, the enemy does not give up, you have to take three!
So 5 minutes. At the sixth minute before him, it seemed that while he was stupid, the rest had already eaten five pieces... and a bunch of bananas became suspiciously thin.
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