bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 21 - ]
 13.08.2013
Go with a friend (P) after work "by souls" to talk. My girlfriend has been on a diet for the third day. He said to the waitress (O):
Q: Do you have fresh celery?
A: Yes, of course, there is celery and carrots and bananas.
P (after two seconds of reflection, breathing out): cool, you have a good coffee! I have Long Island, please.
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna