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 13.08.2013
by Peterson:
XXX: My mom has a living room, naturally on the first floor. Some there security service says: what hell there are no bars on the windows, to install (for the fact that there was no fine, mother gives them a bribe). Then set up bars.
Then firefighters come: what kind of grid, it is not by fire safety technique, remove! (Whatever the penalty - bribery) and removes the bars.
And so from year to year!
This is Russia, shit!

by Fire. If the windows are opened, the bars should also be open, the key to the lock should be located next to the lock. On the guard - pocher, what windows grid. The main thing is to pay the grandmother during and put the glass battle sensors and envelope. And you don’t have to "joke" about Russia. Not funny anymore.
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