from work. As literally as possible.

1 (girl): What are you cuddling about?
1 meter under 2, 21 years. In the paints.It’s dark, I’m driving under 80 without a helmet, in the wind, I see a dog running straight on the road. I feel that I will not have time, and I brake, on the slippery road, the bike takes off, and he continues to move on the side, I - with him, I drive 20 meters along the asphalt first with my feet, then my stomach, my hands try to brake - and here. (It shows really untouchable scratches)
You are a superman!
Not a superman, but a dude.
I will now raise this chair, I will launch it into you - you will fly with it for five meters - you will not be able to withstand it!
Third, I say the dude.