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 19.08.2013
My girlfriend is not working, she is sitting at home and under our social contract with her, her household tasks are assigned, such as: food, laundry, cleaning. But lately she has something in these duties frankly hallucinated. When I spoke to her this morning, she replied that I didn’t motivate her enough. I didn’t have time in the morning, rushed to work. I went to the pharmacy and bought vaseline. Did I understand everything correctly?
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