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 22.08.2013
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No need, I will pay myself. My own car!
Seller-woman, indulgence: Never prevent a man from taking care of you.
I, on the machine: It’s not a man, it’s a daddy!
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My brother and I went to the cinema, he has tickets, I have a bag, drinks and popcorn in both hands. We go to the hall, brother first - I am behind him, for me the door is closed, which I catch with my shoulder. Review of "Young Man! There is a girl!" Brother flegmatically: “Well, what kind of girl this is, this is my sister.”
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