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 22.08.2013
Every time I and my boys drink a couple or three drinks at a celebration, my wife brakes me down and says I’m getting enough. And so, he said, drunk.
XHH: And this is given the fact that when it is not in such cases, we drink a bottle in the pot and I come home almost with a cucumbers.
XHH: Once again, sitting with friends at someone’s birthday table, I drink a drink as usual and hear the familiar “braking” to the pain, and not that soon I will have to drag you home. I did not endure and a verbal shift began on the topic "when at all was this?" and the like.
In the end, as it always happens when she has nothing to cover up, she stated that we don’t drink with her anymore.
No question: her brother recently married and his wife and aunt came to visit us to meet. They sit, drink, eat and suddenly everyone gets to know that my wife and I don’t drink.
Do you think you do not respect them? and :-)
I just replied to their question that I had enough drinks so that I could be taken away, and Lena did not drink out of solidarity, and so that I did not fall into another drink.
WOW: What is the reaction?
HH: So... Reaction is not the point. Interesting thing about alcohol in Russia: Now neither relatives nor friends communicate with us and it is my fault.
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