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 23.08.2013
Email on a dating site.

XXX is Hi! What is your breast size?
YYY: What a sudden question!
XXX is a normal question. So what?
yyy the fifth. Not so much, considering my fullness.
Is your ass big?
YYY: The man. I am all big. Pretty to.
XXX is cool! Coolly
Do you like sex?
YYY: Listen, fuck, well, I love of course, only I don't look for sex a couple of times, I want to meet people here, not with their screams.
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